Dream Job

I wish I could be a food critic. I would just love eating yummy foods, and getting to try whatever I wanted without having to pay for it. Do you ever have trouble choosing what to order because it all looks so good? I do. Often. Just ask Keith.

Anyway, if I were a food critic I would just say "Bring me one of everything!" and they would. And they would make sure it was their very best, because I am, after all, going to judge them.

And then comes the tricky part. Because I'm not a very good judger. I typically like everything I am blessed to eat, unless I make it or it's just really truly gross. So. I would be a not very critical food critic. Hence why I have to be a landscaper instead.

Bummer.